Hello friends, I’m Andrea—your perfectly imperfect guide on this wild ride through life, joy, and business chaos.

Here, I journal the unfiltered moments—wins, lessons, daily quirks—and invite you to do the same.

Pull up a chair and let’s spill the tea! Like that time I thought I’d launch a “quiet hours” sale only to realize adult toys don’t exactly scream silence. Who knew? Or when I accidentally sent a bulk order of glittery handcuffs to a corporate client—awkward, but hey, nothing like a little sparkle to lighten the boardroom mood.

Every day’s a mix of messy meets magic, and I’m here to share it all—the raw, the quirky, the downright hilarious. So whether you’re here for the discounts, the stories, or just to feel a little less alone in your perfectly imperfect journey, welcome to the tribe. Let’s get real, laugh loud, and celebrate every messy, marvelous moment together!

Pull up a chair and let’s spill the tea!